It is a flat chest
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It Is flat, my chest, No Bazookas on me,
This has proven to be disappointing, as I think I'd suit a 36DD.
Everyone seems to be pumping them up, injecting, inflating so not fair,
Except me, that is true, but what can I do? I cannot afford those two bags of air.
Then this Christmas, getting ready to venture out an idea came into my head,
I quickly ran to my sons room, looking for black ones, no...not these...not grey..or green or red.
I found the perfect pair, a fantastic new addition to my underwear, and was excited to reveal my chest, bum and pout..
All went really well, my chest looked really, rounded and swell.,
Several Gins down hatch, suddenly my two hills didn't match, Oh dear the sock had fallen out.
I had forgotten an important fact, in my house pairs never stay in tact,
Once in the washer they'll come out alone.
I had filled my cups with orphaned socks, too terrible to stand, I let out a loud moan.
The next morning with head sore, I decided boys socks in bra no more,
A new vision came to my eyes, I'll gain weight by eating pies.
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yu dont need big tits to be beautiful. find a man who loves and appreciates you for what youve got and be proud of what your mama gave you. work with what you do have. You were made that way for a reason. Means there is more to you than just big boobs. for some people...thats all theyve got..
Having been to many strip clubs ,Big boobs are overated or should I say overinflated.
I would rather enjoy a small sweet pair of naturals than a pair of plastic cantalopes.
This was priceless !!!!! Looking at recent news about implants, I think you are better off with socks, but as you say the washing machine always eats one. Same here
Great hub. Up and funny.
Sweet dotty,
Just adorable! Thanks for your refreshing and fabulous style. Voted UP & FAB ... and I will gladly share anything you may need in the 'luggage department', as I seem to have some to spare (LOL).
Hope you are well and having a wonderful new year, mar.
thank you so much for reading b.malin... you lucky thing I have yet to reach that stage hehehe
thank you si much for reading b.malin... you lucky thing I have yet to reach that stage hehehe
thank you si much for reading b.malin... you lucky thing I have yet to reach that stage hehehe
I Loved Your Humor in this Fun Poem Dotty. A while back I wrote An "Ode to My Breasts"...which I didn't develop until I was over 30! So I always say, "there is Hope"!
I enjoyed this. It has a grown-up Dr. Seuss vibe to it! Small note: Did you want "load moan" to actually be "loud moan"?
xstatic Level 6 Commenter 8 weeks ago
Funny Hub. Like the commerical says, "There's nothing like the real thing..." I alwasy like to think that size is not that important anyway.