BOYFREIND POEMS

 I waited for a long long while, for my prince to come,

But what arrived concerned me a little, it turned out he was deceptive, and a little dumb,

After the sex and grappling had gone I wondered if I actually had feelings there,

I now longer wanted to lick his knees or give him surprises whilst handcuffed to a chair,

He seemed to annoy me almost every minute with his GOD DAM annoying cough,

His farts seemed to stink more, his paunch grew, I really thought "my names Goff and I'm off"

I was pacient tho waited to see if my sex god came back, but flamin eck no he did not,

The evil me moved in and replaced my kind, loving, good matured ways,

To kiss him turned my stomach slghtly and you wont believe we had no sex for days!!!

Oh mum you promised a lifetime love, the one you said I'd know,

Well I tried this relationship lark, really did mum three weeks it was I really gave it a go,

But you seem bit smug now, and in the air I smell "I told you so"

I am bound to grow old a spinster, never going to marry Brad Pitt,

But deep down, I really cant stop thinkin....

God find one, keep him, stay liking him....for fifty years....oh crap is this life is this it????

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