Keep your man, signs of cheating, advice

Hey girls have you ever been totally misunderstood, lied to, taken for a fool by the male of the species??... ha don't worry ..ofcourse you have. The truth is we all have, but when are we going to learn that success within our romantic lives all lies in us becoming "Men mind experts" ..sounds tricky?.. Don't worry it wont take long haha.

I'm going to share with you my worst blunders...(I have been divorced twice so there are a few).. share what I believe to be a basic way of actually getting what we wont and ensuring the male ego isnt dented along the way.. (Code for: always making him think things are his idea/Still the boss/E.Pankhurst never existed).

Also:. How can you tell if your Boyfreind/Ball & chain/stalker is lying, because lets face it they do, and over the most stupid things....please post your coments of evidence and let myself Dot and others help you to decifer wether a. You are completley delutional/paranoid/obsessed. b. Nope girlfreind that man is up to no good, lets see how to get the snake out of the grass!!

*******Little Body language fact re lying..***** did you know that when a man lies he can actually get an erection? its true ..

Also: Please do post little problems such as "I didnt say that" or "you misunderstood what I said" ....the old girl says one thing such as how was your day dear - man replies "hey paranoid delusional girl I have not been out clubbing" senario ...you know what I mean.

And ...please post cunundrums DUMP OR DEAL WITH - the slime of the earth that has just dented your confidence for the 100th time- get a sense of wether you should be checking into terminal single and not keeping shtum for the old quiet life - never works girls ever ever ever.

SO PLEASE HELP ME TO DELIVER THE INFO YOU WANT DELIVERED BY OTHER STRESSED OUT / CONFUSED GALS WITH MAN TROUBLE - AND FEEL FREE TO POST ANY OF YOUR BEST GUY GAFFS - WHEN THEY ARE QUITE OBVIOULSY CAUGHT OUT/LYING/MAKING FOOLS OF SELVES/TREATIN YOU UNLIKE THE GODDESS YOU ARE.

And Ladies please do remember DUMP THE DROSS - DUMP THE FLATTER EVERYONE BUT YOU- DUMP MR NO AFFECTION- DUMP MR NOT ENOUGH SEX- BASICALLY REMEMBER..........................CHICKS IN CHARGE XXXXXXXX DOING HER BEST TO GET WOMEN MEN NOT MEREKATS

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